I last updated this site at 6:30pm, 30th March 2020, NZST.


  • TASCAM FW-1884 (takes like four attempts to get it to sync™)
  • KORG DS-8 (It's like when you DX7™ + 1 - X!)
  • Peavey DPM C8 (where the MIDI™ controller's heavier than you are!)
  • E-mu Procussion (Procushion™ not included!)
  • Roland A-880 (to patch all the things!™)
  • Roland D-110 (because an MT-32™ is too damn expensive!)
  • Roland JV-1010 (with SR-JV80-08 Keyboards of the 60's and 70's!™)
  • Roland SC-55, 2.00 ROM (The pinnacle™ of GM and GS music!)
  • Roland SC-88ST Pro (screw displays, I've got SysEx!™)
  • Roland SE-50 Stereo FX Processor (to process FX™ in stereo!)
  • Yamaha TX81Z (a party in the back, with a floppy cheatsheet™ in front!)

Also on use:

  • Roland AIRA TR-8 Rhythm Performer
  • Roland AIRA System-1 + ProMars, SH-2 PlugOuts
  • Roland SH-101
  • KORG MS-20 Mini
  • Novation Ultranova


  • ASUS ROG Strix X470-F Gaming
  • AMD Ryzen 7 2700X
  • Kingston HyperX Fury DDR4-3200MHz 8GB (x2)
  • EVGA GTX 970 (damn you, slow-memory!™)
  • Corsair HX850W
  • Corsair Sabre
  • Corsair K70 MK.2 (sponsor me pls)
  • Avid Mbox 3 Pro
  • some crappy firewire PCIe adapter for the Avid Mbox 3 Pro
  • LG 29WK600
  • probably some hard drives
  • probably a disc drive
  • probably some speakers
  • probably a usb hub
  • probably a copy of Windows 10... probably
  • cables


  • Apple iMac G3 Summer 2001 500MHz